Privacy Statement

We believe in privacy. Just look at how quiet we were about Admiral Sexalicious' technically illigal exploits. Imagine how much safer your information is with us. I mean, all your doing is looking on the internet. Although, to be fair, that's exactly how the Admiral's mess started.

The point is, we don't plan on using your information to make money unless there's a hell of a lot of money at stake. That sounds bad but be honest, you'd do the same.